Zytes,
don't feed the monkey the monkey logic or facts, it only emboldens him to greater and greater anonymous threats.

Flavius
(and my friends probably do consider me a moron, but they have earned the right!)

<So you win..by dying?>

no you win by not letting death in a fake world affect you enough to care to sit there while someone drags you, while you nag for raise, while you complain while youre dead about who killed you, while you talk so much smack they just kill you again as soon as you are raised, and while you complain about it needing to be a safe room.

:D seriously, you wanna call me a monkey? you people let this stuff get to you WAY too much, i suggest medication.

~aidos~



Oh, i'll pick a fight with you, then kill you. then report you. =)
~nobody special~

I want to call you a monkey!

I thought nobody special was funny at first, but then I think record started skipping...


Verbal!

I have to say I'm pretty offended by the use of racist terms during the course of a conflict.

There's funny and then there's too far. Try to have some good taste at least.

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Rev. Reene

Sapphyr says, "Lighten up. Life isn't all magic hoodoo and funny chanting."

Is Lemur PC enough for you?

You can be offended all you want. Your stretching.

Taste varies with each tongue.

Verbal

>>Good taste left the discussion a long time ago.

And yet here we are!


Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
<Conskill> You're like an Empath, but with a drug dependancy.

>>It's about time for a sexy party.

Is the merry alcoholic god Glythide also into some of the more spurious things that the Roman god Bacchus was famous for?

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You are Malkien, a dashing Barbarian. Huzzah!
You are Apis, a legendary Cleric in your own head.
You are Ragesong. What sort of Kaldar is a Bard, anyways, doofus?
You are also Pellazan (WM), Essatariol (Ranger) and running out of sig space.

This is a game? How do I win?


-- Holy Scholar Diarik Erasto, Arcane Researcher, in search of spiritweaving.
http://www.rangerrawb.com/wiki/index.php/User:Diarik
http://www.livejournal.com/users/pensive-spirit/

<This is a game?>

no this is real life and i walk around randomly pointing at people and yelling "FIREBALL" till they fall over dead. .........and about that dragon, i could only pray it destroys another town in the near future.

Oh, i'll pick a fight with you, then kill you. then report you. =)
~nobody special~

I was massively tempted to dig that up.


Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
<Conskill> You're like an Empath, but with a drug dependancy.

I think this ones just about dead, folks.
Let's let this thread depart in battle, rather than put out of its misery for silliness.

Soveign

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umm, I lost my way half way through this...

Can someone post a re-cap and include who is on what side... I think there were too many account names that began with 'R'

Or I was drinking too much...

Or I really didn't care enough...

I still miss the good old drama queens in the Empath conflicts. Easy to follow.

Me 'n the Bard

LIGHTNING BOLT!

I'm actually very impressed with the LIGHTNING BOLT boy's accuracy. He hit that guy with the little cardboard lightning bolt from like 15 feet away.

He must have a lot of practice with fake sorcery.

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You are Malkien, a dashing Barbarian. Huzzah!
You are Apis, a legendary Cleric in your own head.
You are Ragesong. What sort of Kaldar is a Bard, anyways, doofus?
You are also Pellazan (WM), Essatariol (Ranger) and running out of sig space.

Most hilarious mentionings in this thread:

1) Squirrel poop
2) Sausage fingers
3) Rollin' out on dubs through text turf

Too funny.

-Nyseth

<<flavis, why dont you rethink your post and realize that yes, we kill people in your guild, yes ill straight up kill someone you JUST raised JUST to have you raise them again. if they spent the time to type out futher smack talk while theyre dead, you can spend the time raising them again.>>

I was reading over this part of the thread and My opionion is pretty close to Aeth's and Verbals <MAJOR SURPRISE I KNOW>

If I am raising someone in an temple or aid station that is considered holy, I usually give one or two warnings to someone that has an attitude or sitting to ambush the corpse I am goin to raise. I give the warnings strictly IC, While I may not be able to prevent damage to the recently raised corpse, I consider an attack on holy ground something that you just don't let pass.

I warned said idiot to take it somewhere else I was working here, I raise the individual and if they immediately kill him they have deprived me of possible loot/weath/tip that I was intitled to. I warned them ahead of time. Throw a spear through their chest and let Phelim sort it out. Stuff like that makes me glad I don't hang around the crossing guild much.

Around home it would like this. Cadderrly warns Idiot to back off the corpse and take it somewhere else. Idiot says if you raise him me and my three friends are goin to kill him until we get tired. Cadderrly says Your not cutting into my profits I bartered with his spirit for a barrel of dwarven ale, DON'T cost me my booze!

Cadderrly raises the bartender, Idiot and his friends kill said bartender.
Lagerby throws a hammer at Idiot1
Shalade throws a spear at Idiot2
Cadderrly throws a empty large clay mug at Idiot3
Aeth starts rudely kicking all the corpses
Zytes searches the bodies for booze
Verbal drags Idiot1 through a moongate into the swamps
Flav drags Idiot2 through a moongate into the swamps
Smegul cast a strong malidiction curse on Idiot3
Crory drags Idiot3 through a moongate to the swamps

Betting starts on who the claw will drag down first, we renegotiate with original bartender corpse to see if we can get a second keg of ale.......

Just a feeble old swamp shaman

<<<Cad's post>>>


Just wanted to say WELCOME BACK bro, i hope you got the Swamp Shaman title... you deserve it


Blessed be

Volentri, Elven Cleric of Murrula
-If you aint laughing, you aint living-
Carlos Mencia

I always get stuck carrying the luggage.....

"flavis"

Damn! All this over a buckler???? Whats that thing made of?

Robo


A dust bunny furtively tugs a label from Niteshiver's clothing that reads, "Closet Conservative".

>> To you, sir, I say: you make the boards a better place to read.

Quick! Now let's have a conflict about which poster Reike is talking about.

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Rev. Reene

Sapphyr says, "Lighten up. Life isn't all magic hoodoo and funny chanting."