This would be amazing.

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A quick flick of Wyrom's wrist sends a dagger into flight!
The thorny barrier surrounding you blocks Wyrom's attack!
One of the vines surrounding you lashes out at Wyrom, driving a thorn into his skin! Wyrom flinches slightly.

Sign in shop:

"Hello, welcome to Onesice's Fit's-All Shop! I specialize in lengthening and shortening. I can change bows from short to tall or tall to short, and shield sizes from small to wall! For a lucky few, I can even change your armor to cover you better, or hack off the sleeves if you prefer that. I can even change your helm to a greathelm, or arm greaves into leg greaves... for a price. -Onesice"

Kerl

#showerthoughts

#bardlife

Two services, you say?

Why're there only men standing in that line over there?!?