Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/05/2010 04:37 PM CST
I challenge anyone to complete the Wendigo course in worse condition than this. I will be offering an undisclosed prize to whoever has the best worst results.

>drop shi
Cappyn turns to you and cheers!
>
As you drop your large waxed shield it crumbles into dust.
Gertl says, "Not a bad run Eugenides, you scored 572 points."
>health
You have minor lacerations about the head and a possible mild concussion, moderate bleeding from your neck, a fractured and bleeding right arm, a fractured and bleeding left arm, a fractured and bleeding right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, a fractured and bleeding right hand, a fractured and bleeding left hand, deep lacerations across your chest, deep lacerations across your abdominal area, a bruised right eye, and a swollen left eye.
Bleeding:
Area Health per Round Tended

Left arm 1 No
Right arm 3 No
Left leg 8 No
Right leg 4 No
Neck 4 No
Abdomen 4 No
Chest 8 No
Head 2 No
Maximum Health Points: 194
Remaining Health Points: 24


RULES:

1.) You must complete the course ALIVE. Crossing the finish line dead (which is also a challenge in itself, that I've somehow managed...) does not count!

2.) You must take a large shield on the Wendigo course!

3.) You must have an official course shield when you cross the finish line (picking up a smaller shield during your horrifying journey down the mountain counts)!

4.) Results must be posted! Your log should include your official score, the dropping of your shield, and a capture of your current HEALTH! And, if you want, people cheering your arrival.

5.) Results must not be doctored!

~Eugenides, The Last


Countless incarnations of Eugenides begin to fill the marketplace, one by one erupting into flame.

(OOC) Belnia's player whispers, "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!"
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/05/2010 04:50 PM CST
I'm gonna need some max health enhancives to compete with that...

-Keleborrn.
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/06/2010 01:06 AM CST
>>And, if you want, people cheering your arrival.

I can't guarantee to be there to cheer everyone, but I will try!

Cappyn, the cheering bardess who is having way too much fun at the games.


Pinklitudinous anyone?!


~~ Rohese ~~
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/09/2010 05:41 PM CST
A lil late in responding Eugenides, and I didn't log that night either, but I survived bleeding at 34 per. Got to the bottom, and thank the stars, Nilandia was there, first thing I did was symbol of restoration, then asked her for her fine healing skills. I looked like I had just had an incenerator go off on me!

~Tebon
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/10/2010 06:44 AM CST
If we do the games again...we're adding land mines to the slalom.

SGM Sleken
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/10/2010 07:22 AM CST
<<If we do the games again...we're adding land mines to the slalom.

Just base it off of Mario Kart. It'd be even more awesome then!


-Adam


"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/10/2010 07:23 AM CST
Landmines, eh?
Sounds better than them stinkin' flurries!

Trallihn, and the man behind the dwarf.
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/10/2010 09:34 AM CST
If it's going to be raining bits of people on the salom, you might make a brisk trade in umbrellas for the spectators at the bottom.


- Metadi

You see Not Well-behaved Metadi Treyetha the Champion.
He appears to be a Human from Dragach.
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/10/2010 09:43 AM CST
>If it's going to be raining bits of people on the salom, you might make a brisk trade in umbrellas for the spectators at the bottom.
- Metadi

I sense a new ale in the works...


.. along with the GS version of the Soylent Green scream.

-farmer

*
That's just what we want, criss-crossing furrows all over the town streets from someone wandering through with their animated plow super buddy.
-Strath

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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/10/2010 09:56 AM CST
Elf: Soylent Ale is made of Elves!
Dwarf: grunts ... drinks

-Keleborrn.
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/11/2010 09:54 AM CST
Well, it seems that since the only entry posted was Renedan's...

... he is the winner of ONE MEELION SEELVARS (!!!) for being able to out-pain and suffering Eugenides on the slalom course.

Congratulations!

I will try to get in contact with you to deliver your prize as soon as possible.

~Eugenides, The Last


Countless incarnations of Eugenides begin to fill the marketplace, one by one erupting into flame.

(OOC) Belnia's player whispers, "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!"
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Re: Slalom Pain And Suffering Challenge 02/11/2010 11:59 AM CST
>>... he is the winner of ONE MEELION SEELVARS (!!!) for being able to out-pain and suffering Eugenides on the slalom course.

What about the suffering the rest of us had watching Eugenides slalom down that slope as naked as the day he was born, hmm? Cappyn is still traumatised!

Pinklitudinous anyone?!


~~ Rohese ~~
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