So, trying to get my wish list together but it remains incomplete without the swear list... That will be forthcoming?

Thanks!

- Guards haul off the stupid corpse. -

>Yes, pending final QC.

is that going to be before Thursday at 6 pm?

Here are the swears for your, um, cursing pleasure? If you choose these as one of your services, just let the NPC (his name is Daergron, and he is the college's groundskeeper) know which number. The swears will show up appropriately when you use them (whether targeted, 3rd person, etc), so no worries about the conjugations below. Just say sommething like, "I'd like swear number 37 -- whine!"

Enjoy!

1.
unleash
unleashes
unleashing
a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.

2.
bellow
bellows
bellowing
a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic

3.
catalog
cataloges
cataloging
a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances

4.
choke
chokes
choking
out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears

5.
hurl
hurls
hurling
a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations

6.
deliver
delivers
delivering
a polished string of subtly insinuating insults

7.
gesture
gestures
gesturing
in a coarse and crudely vile manner

8.
stamp
stamps
stamping
both feet in a show of childish temper

9.
gesture
gestures
gesturing
wildly in a fit of unleashed anger

10.
sneer
sneers
sneering
haughtily with a supercilious smirk

11.
curse
curses
cursing
in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing

12.
turn
turns
turning
away with unconcealed disgust

13.
curse
curses
cursing
in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval

14.
hiccup
hiccups
hiccuping
out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting

15.
grimace
grimaces
grimacing
with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh

16.
dash
dashes
dashing
wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!

17.
temper
tempers
tempering
what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink

18.
lambaste
lambastes
lambasting
the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress

19.
mutter
mutters
muttering
about the cruel and fickle nature of fate

20.
sigh
sighs
sighing
with the heaviness of defeat

21.
curse
curses
cursing
with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.

22.
string
strings
stringing
together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.

23.
offer
offers
offering
a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.

24.
turn
turns
turning
away with a dismissive sniff

25.
breathe
breathes
breathing
deeply in a futile attempt at self-control

26.
curse
curses
cursing
quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger

27.
drawl
drawls
drawling
an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice

28.
elucidate
elucidates
elucidating
the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof

29.
expound
expounds
expounding
with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes

30.
slouch
slouches
slouching
sullenly while muttering in a desultorily fashion.

31.
grouse
grouses
grousing
irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths

32.
shout
shouts
shouting
loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst

33.
manage
manages
managing
to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath

34.
stomp
stomps
stomping
furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.


35.
squeak
squeaks
squeaking
a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.

36.
howl
howls
howling
in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth


37.
whine
whines
whining
incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone

38.
spew
spews
spewing
spittle with every word of the exasperated diatribe.


~GM Liia
SGM, Events & Festivals

Elanthia's derpiest rolton bleats anxiously!
Speaking to Elanthia's derpiest rolton, you say, "Oh, shut it."

It makes me wish we could have multiples!

I already have a custom one, but there's a couple on that list I wouldn't mind having either.

Raelee always needs more ways to express just how much she hates everyone and everything.

Signed,
Raelee and her Strings

>Speaking to Zyllah, Alyias says, "See? Raelee knows all."

Patience, Grasshopper.

~GM Liia
SGM, Events & Festivals

Elanthia's derpiest rolton bleats anxiously!
Speaking to Elanthia's derpiest rolton, you say, "Oh, shut it."