Paintstick Victims Rejoice 05/12/2015 03:17 AM CDT
In recent news, victims of paintstick attacks (wherein people paint on one another with paintsticks) declared great and everlasting joy in their newfound ability to remove paint via attending to their own faces -- all without having to use the more dignified approach means of a special cloth or just simply waiting for the paint to flake off.

So if you find yourself painted upon and want to rid yourself of the colorful face artwork, simply ATTEND FACE. The special cloths still work, of course.

~Kaikala
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Re: Paintstick Victims Rejoice 05/12/2015 06:02 AM CDT
Wow. Why don't I have paintsticks to attack people with?



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Re: Paintstick Victims Rejoice 05/12/2015 05:48 PM CDT
>>Wow. Why don't I have paintsticks to attack people with?

Clearly you need to get with the program and buy some so that you can start a face-painting war!

~Kaikala
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Re: Paintstick Victims Rejoice 05/14/2015 12:22 AM CDT
This reminds me of undergrad when we'd sharpie people's faces if they passed out drunk in public.



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Re: Paintstick Victims Rejoice 05/17/2015 09:27 AM CDT

This is a great update. Sneak face painting is a horrible, horrible crime. I'd be joking, except it is. I know of one person who stalks people to get into their group and then facepaints them. Sounds funny, until you don't realize you have facepaint on you and go to the bathhouse and it somehow deletes all your items. Had this happen to a friend of mine a few years ago.
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Re: Paintstick Victims Rejoice 05/18/2015 06:54 AM CDT
Taking a bath in the real crime, according to Kaldonis.



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>Daid: Pretty sure you have a whole big bucket as your penny jar. You never have only two cents. :p
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