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Worst wizard ever. 01/17/2009 09:30 PM CST

I publicly call for the denouncement of Rimalon Fledgefoot as the worst wizard to ever walk -- nay, PRIMP! -- his way across the face of Elanthia. Boo, sir! BOO!

:: Charge : Public destruction of rum.
:: Furthermore! : It was done with SORCERY!
:: Thoughts : A wizard using the cruelest arts of blood and bone to destroy precious rum! As if we have an unlimited supply.
:: Witnesses : Nixxi Dagon (invisible), Mintho the wyrdling (visible)

The tears of mourning yet burn these haunted eyes and fiery cheeks.

- Nixxi (and the beau)
AIM: GS4 Islyia

NAFTOLIZ

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Re: Worst wizard ever. 01/17/2009 09:42 PM CST

There is no doubt that wizards everywhere suffer, for the professional happenstance that the dandiest fop in Elanthia shares the same skills as the most powerful adventurers.

Our only hope lies in our up and coming mages, who are making a name for themselves, and for the honor of their profession.

Timmie rudely exclaims, "Reallia you are the destroyer of gnome dreams!"

XXXX softly says, "You, teacher, I both admire and lust after."

GS4-NAOS

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Re: Worst wizard ever. 01/18/2009 07:55 AM CST

I can't help but agree that Rimalon is bad (at pretty much everything.)

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Naos

NAFTOLIZ

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Re: Worst wizard ever. 01/18/2009 07:59 AM CST

I have to admit, though, that one of my more fun times (with me laughing so hard, behind my computer) was when Reallia was interviewing Rimalon.

I felt like I was playing Abbot to his Costello. And this was right after I interviewed Alisaire. I had an abrupt shift in gears.

Timmie rudely exclaims, "Reallia you are the destroyer of gnome dreams!"

XXXX softly says, "You, teacher, I both admire and lust after."

GRANTA

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Re: Worst wizard ever. 01/18/2009 08:18 AM CST

He's good at looking like Violet Beauregarde?

(OOC) You quietly whisper to Paramour, "I dislike you. I now have, "That's What You Get!" by Paramore playing in my head. Because of your name."
(OOC) Paramour's player whispers, "PAIN MAKE YOUR WAY TO ME, AND I'LL ALWAYS BE SO INVITING."

NAFTOLIZ

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Re: Worst wizard ever. 01/18/2009 08:35 AM CST

Listen hard, and listen good, the tale of Rimalon Drumplefoot.
This dreadful fop, he sees no wrong,
looking in a mirror, mirror, mirror
all day long.

Mirror, mirror, all day long
Mirror, mirror, all day long
Mirror, mirror, all day long

He goes on peering, till finally,
His eyeballs glaze over, mindlessly
His retinas, so overused, shut down from the abuse.

Mirror, mirror, all day long
Mirror, mirror, all day long
Mirror, mirror, all day long

For years, and years, he stares and stares,
his mirrors worn from all his peers
Holding his visage, the mirror aches
the glass, it cracks, the handles break
Even covered from Teras soot,
he admires Rimalon Drumplefoot

Mirror, mirror, all day long
Mirror, mirror, all day long,
Looking in a mirror, mirror, mirror
all day long.

So, yes, he does resemble Violet Beauregarde.

Timmie rudely exclaims, "Reallia you are the destroyer of gnome dreams!"

XXXX softly says, "You, teacher, I both admire and lust after."

DAQLEAVA

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Re: Worst wizard ever. (Hithertoo corrected) 01/18/2009 07:43 PM CST

>You accept Rimalon's offer and are now holding a jug of sanguine rum.

:: It tastes of blackberry.
:: It was not poisoned.
:: It was, quite frankly, delicious.

Surely now, what is all this fuss over such a fine, upstanding, beautiful man? Who among us could not learn a thing or two from Rimalon, truly the most honorable and dedicated member of our fair profession?

- Nixxi (and the beau)
AIM: GS4 Islyia

JOEHOLLYWOOD

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Re: Worst wizard ever. (Hithertoo corrected) 01/22/2009 05:33 PM CST

obviously there WAS something in that rum, or you NEVER would have said those nice things about cat-boy

DAQLEAVA

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Re: Worst wizard ever. (Hithertoo corrected) 01/22/2009 05:34 PM CST

>obviously there WAS something in that rum, or you NEVER would have said those nice things about cat-boy

I later called his fashion "last season" if that tickles your pain away a little.

- Nixxi, whom was then called a troll, (and the beau)
AIM: GS4 Islyia

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