Your laying naked on the bathroom floor with a line of spit connecting your mouth to the toilet on your birthday:
In your early twenties: What an awesome ** birthday
In your mid thirties: What the ** have I done with my life
Starchitin (wondering what the * he did with his life)
A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.
