Well, over the years Star's had plenty of Bender moments, Bart moments, Cartman moments, etc.... but I never thought he'd have a Yoda moment of all things:

You ask, "Why are alla yea jest sittin here when yea could be out findin me boxes?"
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Human1 softly exclaims, "I'm trying!"
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A raggedly-dressed lass lopes by, slowing only long enough to whisper, "The smuggler's cutter 'Live Bait' just pulled up under the drawbridge!"
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Human1 bursts into tears!
>'nae try, jest do or nae do
You say, "Nae try, jest do or nae do."
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I blame Taverkin for mentioning Harrison Ford up in the Complaints folder...

Starchitin

A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.