Kindle AND Kindle Fire fully charged.... CHECK
Fresh batteries in all flashlights...CHECK
Fridge fully stocked with Iced Tea and Beer... CHECK
Full carton of cigarettes...CHECK
Water-proof boots placed directly in path to the door... CHECK
Bring it Sandy! Bring it!
Starchitin
A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.