Don't blame me. It was totally Sauli's fault. He made me do it!
With so much drama in the T-S-C
It's kinda hard bein' S-A-U-LI
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin' up with funky-mass RP like every single day
May I, burn a little puppy for the RPA's, yeah.
And make a few life ends as I breeze through, yeah
Two in the mornin' and the hunt still goin'
Cause the puppies ain't found
I found puppies in the livin' room tearin' up nylon
And, they ain't burnin till six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, buuuurn
I got a pocket full of matches and my disk full too
So light up the torches and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them puppies, yeah!
So we gonna roast a puppy to this
Flames up, puppies down, while your chars argue this
Strollin down the street, burnin puppies, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on the puppy and the puppy on my mind)
Strollin down the street, burnin puppies, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on the puppy and the puppy on my mind)
Now, that, I got me some Helga's gin
Everybody got they kegs, but they ain't tapped them
Now this type of hunt, happens all the time
You got to save yours but fool I gotta burn mine
Everythin is fine when you burn the PU-PPY
I got the puppy treats that be lurin them to me
As I drag me puppy to the middle of the street
And get to burnin this puppy named Sadie (Sadie?!)
500 degrees, when I feel pleased
Burn up these puppies, cause you'll save none of these
At ease, as I rob the Dog Pound, grab the free
Wiiiitch, I'm just
Strollin down the street, burnin puppies, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on the puppy and the puppy on my mind)
Strollin down the street, burnin puppies, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on the puppy and the puppy on my mind)
Later on that day
My homey Jiddie came with a stamp of doomsday
Also an imposing familiar, that casted lightning
Shoot, I ain't lying
I had to back up off it and set my torch down
Jiddie and doomsday? Yeah, I'm messed up now
But she ain't doin killin, I'm still livin
Jiddie got some witches from Solhaven
To serve her, with a cherry on top
Cause when I slice my gut, I'm layin down on the cot
Don't get upset girl, that's just how it goes
I don't those puppies, I'm out the do'
And I'll be
Strollin down the street, burnin puppies, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on the puppy and the puppy on my mind)
Strollin down the street, burnin puppies, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on the puppy and the puppy on my mind)
Also, the irony of who sings this song is just...great.
~Aulis
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