New parody!

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You can tell Issalya you never feed him sweets
You can hide the cupcake crumbs while she's gone
You can tell your friends just what a cute owl he is
And cuddle and snuggle with him when alone
You can tell him to go find the deader at the farm
You can tell him to fly down to the floor
Or you can tell my lips to whisper sweet nothings
They won't be casting Call Familiar no more

But don't tell my owl
My imposing horned owl
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my owl
My imposing horned owl
He might bold up and bolt this man

You can tell Mowin I moved to Ta'Illistim
You can tell Brinret to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Riff to mstrike my lip
He never really liked me anyway

Or tell your Aunt Philnia, tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not OK
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for arrows
I might not be getting a raise today

But don't tell my owl
My imposing horned owl
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my owl
My imposing horned owl
He might bold up and bolt this man

But don't tell my owl
My imposing horned owl
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my owl
My imposing horned owl
He might bold up and bolt this man

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~Aulis
Forums Manager
QC'er