Sleep deprivation FTW!
Sylvan had that velvety loincloth
Boots with rabbit fur [rabbit fur]
The whole court was lookin' at her
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
Them baggy black trousers
And the boots with the straps [with the straps]
She turned around and gave that fan a slap
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
I ain't never seen a fan dance that make me go,
This crazy all night tappin my toe
Had a million silver raffle and a wine bottle to go
Dem fan dances, they stole the show
Sucha spectacle, dancin' on that pedestal
Professional, drinkin ale and wine combos
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
WHOA!
Did I think I seen Sylvan put on a show?
Ain't the same when she put on that pose
Make it rain? Wizard I'm not, woe
Work that fan with precise control
Imma say that I prefer that stole
I'm into that, I love fashion exposed
She threw it back at me, gonna keep it I swore
Silvers aint a problem, gotta sack full of that
Sylvan had that velvety loincloth
Boots with rabbit fur [rabbit fur]
The whole court was lookin' at her
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
Them baggy black trousers
And the boots with the straps [with the straps]
She turned around and gave that fan a slap
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
Hey
Sylvan what I gotta do to learn dat dance?
Cause you got me in such a trance
Do I gotta study the tomes?
Did you learn it from the gnomes?
Lotsa silvers for lotsa gowns
So much fluff that'll make you moan
One fan (come on)
Two fans (come on)
Three fans?! (come on, now that's grand!)
What you think I'm playin, Sylvan?
I'm the bard, I'll rock the fans out hard!
That's what I told her, while she's dancin on the boulder
I knew it was ova, that stare and cold shoulder
Got me like a Vaalor Soldier, much too older
So unlucky me, I was just an observer
Sylvan was young and fulla furvor
She's not an amateur
She spun like a blur
Sylvan had that velvety loincloth
Boots with rabbit fur [rabbit fur]
The whole court was lookin' at her
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
Them baggy black trousers
And the boots with the straps [with the straps]
She turned around and gave that fan a slap
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
WHOA!
Sylvan
Yea she smelled of honey
Lil Sylvan danced with a flash
Skill she didn't lack
The ways those fans played tag
And slappin them with a SMACK!
Tattoo inked on her back
I just noticed that
She was on it, Sylvan dancin on the throne
Fan danced until two in the mornin
Guards standin, champagne bottles foamin
She wouldn't stop, fans didn't drop
Sylvan opened and closed fans with a pop
Then dancin with sunrise as a backdrop
Gah, mornin came faster than a flyin' hawk
Sylvan had that velvety loincloth
Boots with rabbit fur [rabbit fur]
The whole court was lookin' at her
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
Them baggy black trousers
And the boots with the straps [with the straps]
She turned around and gave that fan a slap
She hit the dance floor [hit the dance floor]
Next thing you know
Sylvan put on a show show show show show show show
Come on! Come on!
~Aulis
Forums Manager
QC'er
