GS Parody - I Kissed a Girl 01/08/2016 02:02 PM CST
And another one today!


I left Helga's with a plan, a drunken intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not the elf I'm used to, just wanna try it on.
I'm so drunk for it, caught my attention.

I kissed a troll and I liked it
the taste of its hairy upper lip
I kissed a troll just to try it
I hope the trolls don't mind it.
It felt so wrong.
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm gross tonight.
I kissed a troll and I liked (I liked it).

No I don't even know its name, it doesn't matter.
It was a drunken game, not elven nature.
It's not what good elves do, not how they should behave.
My head is so hungover, hard to say.

I kissed a troll and I liked it
the taste of its hairy upper lip
I kissed a troll just to try it
I hope the trolls don't mind it.
It felt so wrong.
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm gross tonight.
I kissed a troll and I liked (I liked it).

Us elves are so magical.
Soft skin, pale lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too pompous to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, I'm innocent.

I kissed a troll and I liked it
the taste of its hairy upper lip
I kissed a troll just to try it
I hope the trolls don't mind it.
It felt so wrong.
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm gross tonight.
I kissed a troll and I liked (I liked it).




~Aulis
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