Posted over in the River's Rest town topic, but also appropriate here for later reference! Because River's Rest now gets a parody, set to the tune of Kid Rock's "Cowboy"! The following may not be an exact representation of those mentioned though....
Well I'm packing up my things and headed to the Rest
Where real pirates come equipped with cutlasses and fake crests
Take a rest on the bench and chill witha wench
Buy an old tavern with drinks and have rooms for rent
And I'ma gamble up and down on the docks
With a bottle of scotch avoidin the night watch
Steal a boat with a flag sayin Admiral's Boast
Then smuggle that stuff up and down the coast
Give a toast to Charl, drink with the stars
Get tossed in jail and thrown out of bars
Then to Wehnimer's I wanna strike home
Steal all the goods from those blasted gnomes
Start a brothel service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop through all four seasons
Knadyl and I'm the real smuggler
And I'm headed to the Rest cause I wanna be a
Smuggler baby
With the sails let down and the boat glidin'
Smuggler baby
Rest's coast chillin with a mug of winterberry
I wanna be a smuggler baby
Smugglin' at night cause I sleep all day
Smuggler baby
I can smell a watchman from a mile away
I bet you'll hear my crew cheerin when my boat glides in
The sails flap hard from the strong winds
Walk witha limp, eatin' shrimp, drunk outa my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm defined
Blue seas and dolphins, cannons and loaded dice
Get a map to the rich, steal it all without a hitch
And if the price is right I'm gonna sell it all
Gonna make them beg, plead, and crawl
Yeah...Knadyl...you can call me Captain
Rollin barrels of ale down the ramp
Seen a sylph in a corset, toasted her wit my glass
And said, yeah this smuggler has no class
No kiddin, cutlass swingin, bodies hittin the floor
Call me out, get up and shout, I stab you in the snout
No remorse for the town, they can all drown
Gonna steal all their bread, while they sleep in bed
Cause chaos, rock like Luukos
Find River's Rest benches, toss them in trenches
Bite like half-krolvin, waft off their stenches
They told me to leave, but bet they can't make me
They wanna catch me...lock me up...throw away the key
I ain't no sissy elf, just a regular traitor
I ain't straight outa Illistim, just a natural sailor
Cuss like a sailor...drink anythin thick
I'm sailin my boat up and down that coast and
Keep on sailin until it sinks in the bay
Smuggler
With the sails let down and the boat glidin'
Smuggler
Rest's coast chillin with a mug of winterberry
Smuggler
Smugglin' at night cause I sleep all day
Smuggler
I can smell a night watchman from a mile away
Smuggler
With the sails let down and the boat glidin'
Smuggler
Winterberry and wine!
~Aulis
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