Not complaining, just thought this was funny. I was hunting with my rogue when this happened.


The walls of this room are set with ledges, shallow depressions that each contain a large jar. Narrow conical vases are hanging from metal brackets between the ledges, but whatever may have once been in them has rotted away to nothing. You also see a kiramon defender, a kiramon defender and an archway.
Also here: a stunned Lord Paladin who is lying down
Obvious exits: none
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A kiramon defender lunges at Paladin with its open mandibles!
It clamps on to Paladin's morning star, wrangling and thrashing with it in its powerful jaws!
... 15 points of damage!
Hard pull to the hand hurts but not much else.
He is stunned!
>pull Paladin
You pull Paladin to his feet, but he can't stand on his own and falls over!
>mstrike
A kiramon defender charges at Paladin!
AS: +256 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +7 = +71
A clean miss.
>
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a bloodstained butcher's cleaver at a kiramon defender!
AS: +359 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +14 = +204
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
Slash to the kiramon defender's chest!
That heart's not broken, it's only scratched.
You swing a bloodstained butcher's cleaver at a kiramon defender!
AS: +359 vs DS: +188 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +47 = +250
... and hit for 56 points of damage!
You broke the kiramon defender's nose!
The kiramon defender is stunned!
Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you off-balance and out of position.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
[ MStrike Cooldown: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
R>
A kiramon defender claws at Paladin!
AS: +260 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +7 + d100 roll: +20 = +64
A clean miss.
R>att first def
You swing a bloodstained butcher's cleaver at a kiramon defender!
AS: +359 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +16 = +206
... and hit for 49 points of damage!
Flesh ripped from back, muscles exposed.
The kiramon defender is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>l
[Darkstone, Dungeon]
The walls of this room are set with ledges, shallow depressions that each contain a large jar. Narrow conical vases are hanging from metal brackets between the ledges, but whatever may have once been in them has rotted away to nothing. You also see a kiramon defender that appears stunned, a kiramon defender that appears stunned and an archway.
Also here: Lord Paladin who is lying down
Obvious exits: none

Lord Paladin stands up.
R>
Paladin traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
Paladin gestures.
Paladin acquires a look of determination and appears more clearly focused.
>
You feel recovered from your whirlwind flurry of strikes.
>
A kiramon defender lunges at Paladin with its open mandibles!
Paladin manages to avoid its grasp.
>
Paladin confidently calls upon his patron as he motions forcefully...
Paladin gestures at a kiramon defender.
Paladin briefly closes his eyes, and the heavy scent of ozone overwhelms the air near him. A faint black-green light builds up and emanates from Paladin's hand before it takes on the shape of an ethereal pentacle, and Paladin thrusts it forward!
A cloud of noxious black-green gas emits from the center of the ethereal pentacle, striking a kiramon defender!
CS: +220 - TD: +158 + CvA: +25 + d100: +63 == +150
Warding failed!
The kiramon defender is stricken for 39 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Acid gets on the left hand raising some large blisters.
A cloud of noxious black-green gas emits from the center of the ethereal pentacle, striking a kiramon defender!
CS: +220 - TD: +152 + CvA: +25 + d100: +75 == +168
Warding failed!
The kiramon defender is stricken for 38 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Acid works its way into the skin. Nasty burn.
A cloud of noxious black-green gas emits from the center of the ethereal pentacle, striking you!
CS: +220 - TD: +191 + CvA: -1 + d100: +95 == +123
Warding failed!
You are stricken for 18 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Splash to chest runs off before it does worse than blister the skin.

The ethereal pentacle in Paladin's hand pulsates with archaic runes and dissolves into a black ichor