Table for 1 please! 06/09/2011 09:55 PM CDT
Low Endrolls are amazing, but I always get a chuckle too when these occur, with a d100 roll of 1...

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a drakar-edged skinning knife at a siren!
AS: +535 vs DS: +417 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +1 = +144
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Blast to the siren's head destroys right eye!
Brain obliterated!
Disgusting, but painful only for a second.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
Roundtime: 4 sec.



~Jukes/Kyal
www.tehir.net

AIM: Tehir Xunlari
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Ambushes like these remind me why I TWC 07/22/2011 11:38 AM CDT
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a zorchar longsword at a krolvin mercenary!
AS: +215 vs DS: +109 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +100 = +243
... and hit for 62 points of damage!
Deep slash to the krolvin mercenary's right side!
Several inches of padding sliced off hip....
From the inside!
The krolvin mercenary is knocked to the ground!
The krolvin mercenary is stunned!

Your zorchar longsword emits a searing bolt of lightning!

... 20 points of damage!
Heavy shock to left eye bursts a few blood vessels. Sick.
You swing a zorchar longsword at a krolvin mercenary!
AS: +215 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +58 = +260
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Gruesome slash to the krolvin mercenary's throat!
That stings... for about a second.
The krolvin mercenary rolls over on the floor and goes still.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
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Re: Ambushes like these remind me why I TWC 07/22/2011 03:09 PM CDT
double win!

~Ayamei
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