Thanks for a fun time with the kobomon. Next time - more stout!
Rendena: Kiramon were a peaceful lot, once they decided they would present a gift from the heart to the mayor of the town, in secret of course, because kindness goes a long way..."
Arshwikk says, "A long way to Bre'naer that is...where the object of said kindness was met to find a new home. Thus the journey began."
Stiana says, "A small group of kiramon had just set out to present the object of kindness, when they came upon a lonely kobold, searching intently along the road and muttering to itself."
Kinjaro says, "Na'katchka, the leader of the Kiramon band and guardian of the sacred relis, was wary of this kobold, but curious as well, so he approached cuatiously.”
Khobra: As he approached the KING of the Kobolds arrived to interject!”
Eoghain says, "The Kobold king came marching down the road, followed by at least 50 of his subjects, all holding signs demanding equal rights in the Landing and cursing Mayor Lylia.”
Eoghain adds, "Saw it myself."
Faruza says, "It was about that time that the kindly kiramon realized it too could not access services in the Landing or in Bre'Naere. The seed was planted."
Nazarr says, "Of course, the kiramon had never wanted to access services in the landing before, but now that it had heard of the possibility, it decided that the kindest thing it could do would be to inform Mayor Lylia of its desires and NOT brutally enslave multiple races because it wished to do so.”
Nazarr says, "Kindness is relative. Especially among kiramon.”
Beyrn says, "So the king of the Kobolds and Na'katchka allied their bands, hoping to find a find a peaceful solution. This of course did not come easy to two races so usually used to looting what they wanted. They would need help from a great philosopher.”
Evician says, "So the oddly kind kiramon Na'katchka and the King of the Kobolds hold hands and in unison skip merrily up to Sleepy asking to see the Mayor of whom they have a gift for.”
Darcena: Sleepy, also known as Quin Telaren, couldn’t be bothered to help Na’katchka or the King of the Kobolds as he had a date with Helga. So he turned his back, stumbled through his gate, and headed towards the tavern leaving the poor kiramon and kobold horde alone and unwatched at the West Gate.
Rendena softly says, "The Mayor was very happy with the surprise gift and started to consider the kiramon's and kobold's freedom, they proved themselves reasonable and honorable.”
Arshwikk says, "Na'Katchka awoke from this pleasant dream with a smile, laying, still outside the west gate. However the dilemma was still at hand, the gift had to be delivered to Bre'Naere. For only he knew the truth, if it was not, the kiramon would be cursed to know no kindness and revert to a hive of mindless beasts. Thus he approached the Kobold King, and it was decided they could handle the affairs with the landing and entrust the gift's delivery to the King's finest warrior, Klutzy.”
Stiana says, "Na'Katchka found Klutzy, aimlessly swinging a sword about, hitting his own ankle and jumping around in place. Na'Katchka pauses, unsure this kobold is trustworthy, but remembers his first quest of delivering the sacred relic to Bre'Naere. He pulls a beautifully cut emerald and entrusts it to Klutzy to deliver to the new Mayor of Wehnimer's Landing. In the meantime, he still needs to find a philospher and remembers hearing about the Mayor's entrusted advisor, Xorus.”
Danthius says, "King Klutzy was suddenly aware of his task with renewed vigor... Tripping over himself trying to reach the gate, he is confronted by a mob of townspeople all shouting something about a "Cryblob"…"
Kinjaro says, "Klutzy the warrior, heir apparent to the throne set off on his journey with great pride. He would be a true hero to his own kin, AND the Kiramon. He gazed off into the distance dreaming of glory when he suddenly stumbled upon a large stone. In the fall he managed to impale himself on his trusted rusty shortsword. As the light faded from his eyes, and the ringing in his ears became the slowing beating of his own heart, all he could think of was, "Owie!”."
Khobra: She says 'To treasure the memory of the idea of peace.. those of the Landings.. kiramon and kobolds came to a lagoon to enjoy pie over a bonfire.’."
Eoghain says, "Now we all know, kobolds and kiramon are ok at sharing, except when it comes to food. Soon, the pie supply was low, and the two factions began to measure each other up over the fire.”
Faruza says, "The chatter quieted, the air grew tense, and as the two factions narrowed their eyes and began to draw their weapons... a small flower floated down between them.”
Nazarr says, "But just as Havelia's friend was starting to calm and pacify the creatures, the pies took effect, for they had obtained the pies from Goblyn's shop. And very soon, the devourers of pie were pied themselves, and not proponents of peace, but in pieces.”
Beyrn says, "Sensing it's master's death, Na'katchta's relic glows with an eerie light. In an attempt to animate it's owners, the rays start stitching all the goblin and kobold pieces back together, however it doesn't necessarily get them all in the right places.”
Evician says, "Suddenly, someone shouts at the kobomon monstrosity shouting out, "Godzir....i mean Kobomon!!!!" and the herd of a thousand elephants is heard as a tiny kitten aka the governor enters the area and mews and emits a cone of fire at the kobomon and takes its emerald.”
Darcena: Na’Katchka, now mixed with the King of the Kobolds, lowers his insect head to his kobold feet and lets out a roar. He stumble-rushes to the governor, tripping over the unfamiliar body parts not working quite in conjunction, his desperation clear and…. well, desperate. He lunges for the governor, and falls on top of the small kitten, smashing it into bits. Meanwhile, Estrion appears with a wave of his hand, throwing his head back and cackling. He never wanted the kiramon to become peaceful through the passing of their relic. For how would he draw adventurers to their demise in his castle? With a cast of a spell, the kobomon are frozen in time and space then transported to the dungeons of Darkstone. The relic languishes in the lagoon where lazy swimmers stroke right over the top of it, never knowing that they could save the world from the kiramon. As for the emerald? A wolfy healer stumbles over it under the remains of a tiny kitten and snatches it up for her satchel.
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A Kiramon, a Kobold, and a Wehnimer's Landing town guard are gathered together, arms linked and depicted in mid-skip. The Kiramon clutches a flower and appears kindly, the Kobold appears Kingly, and the guard appears sleepy. A large emerald is attached just before their feet and what appears to be a Giantwoman's hand is reaching between ankles to steal it. Something is etched upon the metal base of the statue.
There appears to be something written on it.
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In the Common language, it reads:
Skipping (and maybe pie) is the Bridge to Peace
Jen
-Darcena
