Thanks OSA. This goofy stuff makes my day.

You see Buccaneer Buccaneer Buccaneer the Buccaneer.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He is taller than average. He appears to be very young. He has wide-set black eyes and black skin. He has waist length, tangled black hair with a large bald spot. He has a pock-marked face, a flaring nose and heavy jowls. He has a yellow and green silk parakeet perched on his shoulder.
He has an onyx-shaded crimson flame tattoo on his finger.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a dented pavis fashioned from several fused steel pot lids, a grey-beaked white linen albatross, a suede-knotted black leather eyepatch, a bright red crab-painted pegleg, a reddish gold claw-shaped hook, a tree bark amulet embellished with a pulsating firethorn design, a tree bark amulet embellished with a pulsating firethorn design, a suit of polished ebon-lacquered ora platemail, a fur-lined leather scabbard