I was looking for the quote from Captain Crisp Smack and dug into some other posts. There used to be some real gems around this joint, but the boards mostly bite now.

History Lesson 1:
You see Mage Frogspawn Allitnils of Therengia, an Elf.
She has pointed ears and dark pupilless eyes. Her honey hair is short and thick, and is worn arranged in tight dreadlocks. She has fair skin.
She has a tattoo of a shadow blade masterfully shaded to appear embedded in the skin on her neck.
She is in good shape.

She is wearing some mad dope pimp gear that makes the girlies say "Heeeey!", some bling-bling.

- Maje