With the laser beams attached to their heads?

Ryeka, ducking and running!


Sometimes the key to happiness is not assuming it is locked in the first place- Ziggy

A journey of a thousand SMILES begins with a single step- Ziggy

>We're still waiting for them to approve our Shark Spellbook proposal that would include this spell as well as Fire Shark, Sharkball, Sharkwave, Frost Shark, Shark Sense, Shark Rain among others.

>prep shark rain 30
>cast

You wiggle your fingers as the skies open up and let loose with a torrent of sharks. Their bodies rain down upon the ground, landing with loud wet smacks. You swear you hear one of the sharks sigh out "Oh no, not again," before becoming puree.

A shark hits the ground, the shark splatters and chunks hit Ragran in the head. Goopy!

A shark hits the ground, the shark splatters and teeth go flying everwhere! Several teeth lodge into Ragran's chest!







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Huldah: ..and so I want to put poison on my garrotte. Me: .. but that doesn't make sense. Huldah: Yes it does, you're just trying to keep thieves down! DOWN WITH THE MAN! Me: Ookay. No more forums for you little buddy.

>Who's been leaking secrets again?

Landsharks.


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Huldah: ..and so I want to put poison on my garrotte. Me: .. but that doesn't make sense. Huldah: Yes it does, you're just trying to keep thieves down! DOWN WITH THE MAN! Me: Ookay. No more forums for you little buddy.

><<Landsharks.>>

>....

They had a candygram. They were irresistable.


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Huldah: ..and so I want to put poison on my garrotte. Me: .. but that doesn't make sense. Huldah: Yes it does, you're just trying to keep thieves down! DOWN WITH THE MAN! Me: Ookay. No more forums for you little buddy.

>My brain hurts.

>prep fos 20

Drawing on all your power, you thrust your arms straight out, hands balled into tight fists. As your spell progresses your fists begin to morph into shark heads!

You feel fully prepared cast your spell.

>cast durnil

Releasing your hold on the spell, you send the shark heads flying towards Durnil with alarming speed! The first fist latches on to his head and begins chomping down mercilessly. The second fist lands a glancing blow to his right leg and franticly tries to clamp on, failing miserably as Durnil evades the sharp teeth.
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Huldah: ..and so I want to put poison on my garrotte. Me: .. but that doesn't make sense. Huldah: Yes it does, you're just trying to keep thieves down! DOWN WITH THE MAN! Me: Ookay. No more forums for you little buddy.

We never got our elemantles, either.

><<We never got our elemantles, either.>>

>Ya'll are giving me bad Frogspawn flashbacks.


I'm still trying to think of something good for an elemantle.


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Huldah: ..and so I want to put poison on my garrotte. Me: .. but that doesn't make sense. Huldah: Yes it does, you're just trying to keep thieves down! DOWN WITH THE MAN! Me: Ookay. No more forums for you little buddy.

Elemantles are made of earth, hang in the air over the fire place and keep water from seeping into the fire.

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"My hands caress to take your shame; The taint will fade as will your pain."
~Helena

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

~ A.E.

<<Personally, I think Frost Shark has tremendous potential.>>

You gesture.

A swirl appears in the water in front of you rapidly freezing and taking on the form of a shark shaped of solid ice!
Roundtime: 3 seconds.

The Frost Shark slowly floats up to the surface and bobs there slightly cooling the surrounding water but doing not much else.

You bink.





Rigek

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.