A trader's son, after hearing news of an approaching festival, runs to his father and says, "Dad, dad! Can I borrow 50 plats please!"
His father replies, "40 plats?! What do you need 30 plats for?!"


But let me not be too proud of my safety. Even a thief in a jail is safe from another thief.
-Khalil Gibran

The greatest Thief in the history of our guild, could just now be walking through the door with the blindfold on.