HIDE:
be lucky to see a baby thief, let alone you.
couldn't spot the broad side of a barn.
shouldn't catch you.
has a low chance of catching you.
should not find you terribly often.
it should be possible.
it's about even odds.
perhaps it's a little risky.
it'll be troublesome to be unnoticed.
it's somewhat of a long shot.
you're pretty sure you'll be seen.
got good eyes, you'll be spotted pretty easily.
Well, miracles occasionally happen. Right?

STALK:
blind as a bat. Go for it.
you could likely tail him forever.
shouldn't catch you.
has a low chance of catching you.
should not prove too difficult to stalk.
should be possible to stalk.
it's about even odds.
perhaps it's a little risky.
it'll be troublesome to be unnoticed.
it's somewhat of a long shot.
you're pretty sure you'll be caught.
got pretty good eyes, maybe you shouldn't try it.
you can already imagine PLAYERNAME smirking on noticing your clumsy, graceless steps. [NOTE: player name is used in this one]

BACKSTAB:
be dead before he hits the ground.
back is wide open to you.
should be quite surprised!
has a low chance of stopping your attack
should not notice your attack.
it should be possible.
it's about even odds.
perhaps it's a little risky.
it'll be troublesome to get at his back.
it's somewhat of a long shot.
you're pretty sure you'll be noticed.
too wary for you to take a shot at him.
Perhaps you should just give up and become a paladin



<<Because it's a gigantic can of worms. Eldritch, necrotic, squamous worms, writhing in a vile stew of coagulating ichor, crushed from the living gullets of a thousand infant puppies, ululating in wordless terror. - Lorz>>