Ok, so I am minding my own buisness strolling through Haven pilfering shops. Then I decide to pay the Bard shop a little visit. Check it.

You're taking a big risk.
Moving stealthily, you manage to grab a violin bow right from underneath Chofupi Tibvaov's very nose.
(Roundtime: 3 seconds.)
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Chofupi chuckles as a young Prydaen lad comes running into the room, chasing a ball. Grinning and yelling, "Hi, Papa!", the young boy picks up his toy, and dashes back behind the curtain.


Man what thing to do. Now how do I steal from this guy knowing he has young children to support?

~Nakeeta

I'd have gone into the back room and taken the kid's ball too.

~A thief

Is that that conscience thing people are always talking about?


"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
"COME BACK! You're not a freak! You're just STUPID!"

>>I just wanna know what happend to everyone sense of humor?

Somebody stole it! flails Damn thieves...


~Ascot, et al.

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"Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If somebody needs to be killed, you kill him, that's the way."

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I only feel guilty when theres no more coins to stealgrins Means I have to find a new target, because my greed took everything from this one.

pickpocket

>I used to feel guilty, but then I learned how much traders -actually- made IG, and thus, how much they make IRL due to auctiondr. I realize picking pockets is essentially stealing from many IRL (which is a wonderful loophole in irl law, btw), but that's a condolense, not guilt. :)

You know, that is clever. :p

no, the buying and selling of plats is just "illegal" according to Simu-policy. Under US law, it is not, however, failing to report income from same would get you in trouble with the IRS, and would be illegal.

Remember, they got Al Capone for Income Tax Evasion.

Gotta pay them taxes. :-)


~ The eye is not satisfied with seeing,
Nor the ear filled with hearing.
That which hath been is that
which shall be,
And that which hath been done is that
which shall be done;
And there is nothing new under the sun.

<<It's like stealing someone's crack.

Steel.>>

Please... I am at lunch!

(snickers to himself)

Vieque Enpaz
Dirge Ex?Madman

>>Kinda neat to think when I GR someone I might be robbing them IRL. heh.

Oh yea, you're really going to be circling sometime soon.

>>Oh yea, you're really going to be circling sometime soon.

I see him die almost every day now.. he wont circle just out of the fact he cant be learning ranks with all the dying
heh


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It wont heal if you dont stop picking at it.

>Deaths: 119

Slacker.

Deaths: 212

Steel.

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"Theoretically an alchemist could make a monkey pill that, when it reacts with intestinal enzymes, turns into a monkey which then is shot out of my butt at high speed. I don't see why ANYONE would want to control sale of that." -Me