Funny as hell, amazingly consistent, and seriously makes the game more fun just to sit and watch even if its not your turn to interact.

+1
#randomkudoshashtag
All that stuff. Dude/Dudette is awesome.

-O

Gromnir just makes me laugh. Constantly.

I consider him among the very best. :)


-- Player of Eyuve

Agreed. Gromnir is amazing pretty much every time I've seen him around.

- Miskton

Ode to Father Gromnir - to the tune of Fette's Vette by MC Chris
(How to Stop Sucking Up and Really Praise Someone With a Creepy Song)

Cruising in Crossing
All you barbarians
My fast is over
Now I'm your authoritarian

My story has stumped
all your historians
Deep in debate
Converting Kaldar hyperboreans

Holy renegade
Sure to masticate
First and second defense
I will devastate

Sacred job to do
Saint Toad's the guy that delegates
Unbelievers and the ignorant
People I really hate

I don't give a fig
I'm after souls
For all I care
It could be hiding in a troll

Lemicus ain't funny
Prayin' to Eluned's no good
When the children run from sharks
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a shepherd's crook
I'll make you wish
You had my holy book

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all your shark detractors
On a tsunami level

Chorus:
My boat has got nets
I'm Drogor's prophet
I walk the road for Saint Toad
in the damp and wet

Your sins I will chase
Fish blood is over my face
I deliver the prayers and I won't suffer your airs
Drogor's time I don't like to waste

Get drowned



All the love,
Your Damp Disciples

lol