Navak and his mighty turnip! 08/18/2004 11:33 AM CDT
So my buddy Hendursar falls in the grendel area, and I go to rescue him. I can stand toe to toe with the little buggers long enough to drag my friend out, but it seems as soon as someone gwethed Hend's location, Navak went to assist as well.

[Northeast Wilds, Fields]
A sea of multi-hued grasses rises and falls all around. From the deep greens of serrated seregrass to the tawny spun gold of common stalks, the panorama of color is incredible to consider, the palette of a crazed and yet highly imaginative painter. You also see a heavy-bladed scimitar, a war club, and a war club.
Also here: the body of Hendursar who is lying down.
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast.

You hear the ghostly voice of Hendursar say, "Hey Maxx"

A small grendel waddles in, grunting to itself.

The small grendel begins to advance on you!
The small grendel is still a distance away from you and is closing steadily.

Navak comes out of hiding.
Navak gets a fat turnip from inside his leather baldric.

Navak throws his fat turnip at a small grendel's chest, clocking it with a savage hit that shatters its sternum into thousands of tiny slivers.
The fat turnip falls to the ground!

A small grendel grunts and collapses.

So thank you Navak! I usually dislike even hunting, but the sight of critters being slain by vegetables amused me greatly.





Lt. Maxxwel Lightish of the Zoluren Phoenix

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Re: Navak and his mighty turnip! 08/18/2004 02:50 PM CDT
He spars with a cherry too. Gives himself bonus points if he can 'pop the cherry' by exploding someone's head with a direct hit, and I seen it happen too.


.....not that I frequent the riverhaven crate that often. Too bad he can't thrown corn and spinach and a mutton haunch.

Call himself the evil nutritionist.

shrug


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"The goblin's coming this way!" <- Contraction:good.
"That goblin's eyepatch is fake!" <- Possession:good.
"Some goblin's are running towards town!" <- Pluralization: MAKES YOU STUPID
Know the apostrophe.
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Re: Navak and his mighty turnip! 08/18/2004 06:42 PM CDT
Corn can be made into an LT, can't throw mutton haunches, haven't found spinach. Oh and Maxx I was stalking you to be sure the crazy guy who shot the novice didn't hurt you and further delay my chat with Nikkira.

I am --- Navak
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Re: Navak and his mighty turnip! 08/19/2004 09:48 AM CDT
Ok, I am not the toughest guy evah, but you all are to damned overprotective!




Lt. Maxxwel Lightish of the Zoluren Phoenix

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Re: Navak and his mighty turnip! 08/19/2004 09:59 AM CDT
Heh. Turnip of doom.

Woodcubb of Ilithi
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Re: Navak and his mighty turnip! 08/19/2004 11:40 AM CDT
Fear the Turnip!

Brabs


Fighting with a bunch of archers in Geni.

"Hey, it's shoot GENI, not shoot GEN!"
[Arcath] "Public Service Announcement: Please shoot at the archers and not at Arcath"
Your mind hears Gelicast thinking, "shoot the gelv cyclops, not gelicast"
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