#smoketeach.Cmd
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getready:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get my pipe
put get my tobac
pause 1
put put my tobac in pipe
pause 1
goto light1
light1:
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tobac with flint
pause
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto deer1
deer1:
pause 1
put smoke teach deer %1
match deer2 starts paying attention to your advice
match pixie1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
deer2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match deer3 You take a long drag
match deerlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
deer3:
put exhale line deer
match deer2 but fails miserably
match pixie1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
deerlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match deerlight2 manage to get
match deertry unable to
matchwait
deerlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto deer2:
deertry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match deerlight2 manage to get
match deertry unable to
matchwait
pixie1:
pause 1
put smoke teach pixie %1
match pixie2 starts paying attention to your advice
match horse1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
pixie2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match pixie3 You take a long drag
match pixielight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
pixie3:
put exhale line pixie
match pixie2 but fails miserably
match horse1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
pixielight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match pixielight2 manage to get
match pixietry unable to
matchwait
pixielight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto pixie2
pixietry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match pixielight2 manage to get
match pixietry unable to
matchwait
horse1:
pause 1
put smoke teach horse %1
match horse2 starts paying attention to your advice
match cloak1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
horse2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match horse3 You take a long drag
match horselight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
horse3:
put exhale line horse
match horse2 but fails miserably
match cloak1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
horselight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match horselight2 manage to get
match horsetry unable to
matchwait
horselight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto horse2
horsetry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match horselight2 manage to get
match horsetry unable to
matchwait
cloak1:
pause 1
put smoke teach cloak %1
match cloak2 starts paying attention to your advice
match daisies1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
cloak2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match cloak3 You take a long drag
match cloaklight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
cloak3:
put exhale line cloak
match cloak2 but fails miserably
match daisies1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
cloaklight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match cloaklight2 manage to get
match cloaktry unable to
matchwait
cloaklight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto cloak2
cloaktry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match cloaklight2 manage to get
match cloaktry unable to
matchwait
daisies1:
pause 1
put smoke teach daisies %1
match daisies2 starts paying attention to your advice
match bandit1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
daisies2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match daisies3 You take a long drag
match daisieslight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
daisies3:
put exhale line daisies
match daisies2 but fails miserably
match bandit1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
daisieslight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match daisieslight2 manage to get
match daisiestry unable to
matchwait
daisieslight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto daisies2
daisiestry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match daisieslight2 manage to get
match daisiestry unable to
matchwait
bandit1:
pause 1
put smoke teach bandit %1
match bandit2 starts paying attention to your advice
match fish1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
bandit2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match bandit3 You take a long drag
match banditlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
bandit3:
put exhale line bandit
match bandit2 but fails miserably
match fish1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
banditlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match banditlight2 manage to get
match bandittry unable to
matchwait
banditlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto bandit2
bandittry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match banditlight2 manage to get
match bandittry unable to
matchwait
fish1:
pause 1
put smoke teach fish %1
match fish2 starts paying attention to your advice
match dragon1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
fish2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match fish3 You take a long drag
match fishlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
fish3:
put exhale line fish
match fish2 but fails miserably
match dragon1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
fishlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match fishlight2 manage to get
match fishtry unable to
matchwait
fishlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto fish2
fishtry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match fishlight2 manage to get
match fishtry unable to
matchwait
dragon1:
pause 1
put smoke teach dragon %1
match dragon2 starts paying attention to your advice
match kitten1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
dragon2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match dragon3 You take a long drag
match dragonlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
dragon3:
put exhale line dragon
match dragon2 but fails miserably
match kitten1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
dragonlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match dragonlight2 manage to get
match dragontry unable to
matchwait
dragonlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto dragon2
dragontry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match dragonlight2 manage to get
match dragontry unable to
matchwait
kitten1:
pause 1
put smoke teach kitten %1
match kitten2 starts paying attention to your advice
match paladin1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
kitten2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match kitten3 You take a long drag
match kittenlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
kitten3:
put exhale line kitten
match kitten2 but fails miserably
match paladin1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
kittenlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match kittenlight2 manage to get
match kittentry unable to
matchwait
kittenlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto kitten2
kittentry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match kittenlight2 manage to get
match kittentry unable to
matchwait
paladin1:
pause 1
put smoke teach paladin %1
match paladin2 starts paying attention to your advice
match stump1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
paladin2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match paladin3 You take a long drag
match paladinlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
paladin3:
put exhale line paladin
match paladin2 but fails miserably
match stump1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
paladinlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match paladinlight2 manage to get
match paladintry unable to
matchwait
paladinlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto paladin2
paladintry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match paladinlight2 manage to get
match paladintry unable to
matchwait
stump1:
pause 1
put smoke teach stump %1
match stump2 starts paying attention to your advice
match unicorn1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
stump2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match stump3 You take a long drag
match stumplight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
stump3:
put exhale line stump
match stump2 but fails miserably
match unicorn1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
stumplight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match stumplight2 manage to get
match stumptry unable to
matchwait
stumplight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto stump2
stumptry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match stumplight2 manage to get
match stumptry unable to
matchwait
unicorn1:
pause 1
put smoke teach unicorn %1
match unicorn2 starts paying attention to your advice
match ship1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
unicorn2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match unicorn3 You take a long drag
match unicornlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
unicorn3:
put exhale line unicorn
match unicorn2 but fails miserably
match ship1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
unicornlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match unicornlight2 manage to get
match unicorntry unable to
matchwait
unicornlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto unicorn2
unicorntry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match unicornlight2 manage to get
match unicorntry unable to
matchwait
ship1:
pause 1
put smoke teach ship %1
match ship2 starts paying attention to your advice
match rabbit1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
ship2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match ship3 You take a long drag
match shiplight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
ship3:
put exhale line ship
match ship2 but fails miserably
match rabbit1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
shiplight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match shiplight2 manage to get
match shiptry unable to
matchwait
shiplight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto ship2
shiptry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match shiplight2 manage to get
match shiptry unable to
matchwait
rabbit1:
pause 1
put smoke teach rabbit %1
match rabbit2 starts paying attention to your advice
match troll1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
rabbit2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match rabbit3 You take a long drag
match rabbitlight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
rabbit3:
put exhale line rabbit
match rabbit2 but fails miserably
match troll1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
rabbitlight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match rabbitlight2 manage to get
match rabbittry unable to
matchwait
rabbitlight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto rabbit2
rabbittry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match rabbitlight2 manage to get
match rabbittry unable to
matchwait
troll1:
pause 1
put smoke teach troll %1
match troll2 starts paying attention to your advice
match whip1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
troll2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match troll3 You take a long drag
match trolllight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
troll3:
put exhale line troll
match troll2 but fails miserably
match whip1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
trolllight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match trolllight2 manage to get
match trolltry unable to
matchwait
trolllight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto troll2
trolltry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match trolllight2 manage to get
match trolltry unable to
matchwait
whip1:
pause 1
put smoke teach whip %1
match whip2 starts paying attention to your advice
match fleas already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
whip2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match whip3 You take a long drag
match whiplight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
whip3:
put exhale line whip
match whip2 but fails miserably
match fleas1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
whiplight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match whiplight2 manage to get
match whiptry unable to
matchwait
whiplight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto whip2
whiptry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match whiplight2 manage to get
match whiptry unable to
matchwait
fleas1:
pause 1
put smoke teach fleas %1
match fleas2 starts paying attention to your advice
match rams already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
fleas2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match fleas3 You take a long drag
match fleaslight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
fleas3:
put exhale line fleas
match fleas2 but fails miserably
match rams1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
fleaslight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match fleaslight2 manage to get
match fleastry unable to
matchwait
fleaslight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto fleas2
fleastry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match fleaslight2 manage to get
match fleastry unable to
matchwait
rams1:
pause 1
put smoke teach rams %1
match rams2 starts paying attention to your advice
matchwait
rams2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match rams3 You take a long drag
match ramslight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
rams3:
put exhale line rams
match rams2 but fails miserably
match grave1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
ramslight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match ramslight2 manage to get
match ramstry unable to
matchwait
ramslight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto rams2
ramstry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match ramslight2 manage to get
match ramstry unable to
matchwait
grave1:
pause 1
put smoke teach grave %1
match grave2 starts paying attention to your advice
match done1 already knows how to make that smoke image.
matchwait
grave2:
pause 5
put inhale my pipe
match grave3 You take a long drag
match gravelight The pipe is empty!
matchwait
grave3:
put exhale line grave
match grave2 but fails miserably
match done1 finally catches on to your instructions
matchwait
gravelight:
put get my tob
put put tob in my pipe
pause 1
put drop my pipe
put get my flint
pause 1
put get my sabre
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match gravelight2 manage to get
match gravetry unable to
matchwait
gravelight2:
put stow right
put stow left
pause 1
put get corn pipe
goto grave2
gravetry:
put light tob in corn pipe with flint
match gravelight2 manage to get
match gravetry unable to
matchwait
done1:
echo ***********************************************
Echo **** *****
echo **** You Have finished teaching *****
echo **** *****
echo ***********************************************
What?! No brandy??
