Not a crit but something i hadn't seen before:

< Moving with powerful grace, you step backward and then bash at a rotting deadwood dryad. A rotting deadwood dryad attempts to dodge, moving almost completely out of harm's reach. The club lands a solid hit that shatters the dryad's sternum into thousands of tiny slivers, lightly stunning it.
[You're invigorated, incredibly balanced and overwhelming opponent.]

R>
The deadwood dryad slowly tips over and falls down.
R>
Whimpering softly in her dazed condition, a rotting deadwood dryad protectively curls herself into a ball.

almost felt bad for it, curled up in a ball like that... but...

< Moving as one fluid extension of power, you bash an iron-capped war club crafted from a large femur at a rotting deadwood dryad. A rotting deadwood dryad fails to dodge, taking the full blow. The club lands a powerful strike that rips the right arm away with a wet sucking sound.

The deadwood dryad thrashes about madly, soon ceasing all movement. The sickly green glow within her eyes flickers a bit before extinguishing forever.
[You're nimbly balanced]

Sir Haammerstrike,
Blunt Wielding Dwarf Paladin

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.
Albert Einstein