Sometimes it works out... 09/28/2006 10:24 PM CDT
A warklin mauler lurches back on its hindmost legs and lunges toward you with mind-boggling speed! You twist out of harm's way as the mauler's impaler is completely deflected by your armor!

Hee!


Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
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Re: Sometimes it works out... 09/29/2006 12:25 AM CDT
Yes, it certainly does:

A retch fiend raises its face to the sky and begins to snort loudly. It then quickly lowers its gaze hacks a congealed lump at you!
The phlegm smacks into your polished copper armor! Maggots squirm about on your polished copper armor.


Sir Haammerstrike,
Blunt Wielding Dwarf Paladin

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Albert Einstein
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