The smell was horrible... 07/26/2005 10:46 PM CDT
Been backtraining a few weapons mainly to mess around with them but I tossed a shield slam against a troll so I could properly brawl with a boar:

>You loosen the straps securing your tower shield and remove it.

>
>< Moving fluidly, you slam a tower shield at a wood troll. A wood troll fails to parry with a war club. The shield lands an overwhelming strike (Oooh, the next generation of trolls are going to feel that!) that knocks it down and out with a blow to the nether regions (Total loss of bowel control accompanies a twitching death!).

>A wood troll moans and topples over, quickly taking on a stiff, wooden appearance.

>[You're nimbly balanced]

>[Roundtime 10 sec.]

>cackle

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