PHA is undercutting me 03/08/2010 07:54 PM CST
[Empaths' Guild, Infirmary]

CHEAPSKATE asks, "Could use the touch of an empath please?"

>touch CHEAPSKATE
You lay your hand on CHEAPSKATE's arm.

You sense a successful empathic link has been forged between you and CHEAPSKATE.
You feel the burning fire of pain and suffering building slowly as you instinctively draw out the truth behind CHEAPSKATE's injuries.
CHEAPSKATE's injuries include...
Wounds to the HEAD:
Fresh External: light scratches -- insignificant
Fresh Internal: slightly tender -- negligible
Wounds to the RIGHT ARM:
Fresh External: light scratches -- insignificant
Fresh Internal: slightly tender -- negligible
Wounds to the LEFT ARM:
Fresh External: light scratches -- insignificant
Fresh Internal: slightly tender -- insignificant
Wounds to the RIGHT LEG:
Fresh External: light scratches -- insignificant
Fresh Internal: slightly tender -- negligible
Wounds to the RIGHT HAND:
Fresh External: light scratches -- negligible
Fresh Internal: minor swelling and bruising around the right hand -- more than minor
Wounds to the CHEST:
Fresh External: cuts and bruises about the chest area -- more than minor
Fresh Internal: a severely swollen and deeply bruised chest area with odd protrusions under the skin -- severe
Wounds to the SKIN:
Fresh Internal: slightly tender -- insignificant

CHEAPSKATE is suffering from a loss of half his vitality (58%).
>

I heal everythingscroll removed for brevity

HJ>l CHEAPSKATE
You see CHEAPSKATE, 50th-60th war mage of
CHEAPSKATE has lots of shifts.
He is old for a Human.
He has a 3 lined custom tattoo
He is wearing a mountain of fluff.

Dude is rich. Purehand is getting paid today!

!>prep foc 30
That will disrupt less than a quarter of your current attunement.
You close your eyes and breathe deeply, gathering energy for the Fountain of Creation spell.
!>
You lay your hand on CHEAPSKATE's arm.
CHEAPSKATE's injuries include...
... no injuries to speak of.

CHEAPSKATE is suffering from a loss of half his vitality (58%).
!>
You whisper to CHEAPSKATE, "You're healed, in and out."
!>
!>harn 15
You feel your vitality transferring to CHEAPSKATE. <-because Im full service like that
!>
!R>heal
Your body feels slightly battered.
Your spirit feels full of life.
You are somewhat tired.
You have some minor abrasions to the head, a few nearly invisible scars along the head, some minor abrasions to the right arm, a few nearly invisible scars along the right arm, some minor abrasions to the left arm, a few nearly invisible scars along the left arm, some minor abrasions to the right leg, a few nearly invisible scars along the right leg, minor swelling and bruising around the right hand, an occasional twitching in the right hand, a severely swollen and deeply bruised chest area with odd protrusions under the skin compounded by cuts and bruises about the chest area, a painful chest area and difficulty getting a breath without pain.

Bleeding
Area Rate


inside chest very bad
!R>
CHEAPSKATE offers you a tip of 200 Dokoras. Type ACCEPT TIP, to accept it or DECLINE TIP to refuse it.

Wot? Oh no. No you didnt. I dont care if more is coming.

You feel your vitality transferring to CHEAPSKATE.
!R>acc tip
You accept CHEAPSKATE's tip and slip it away.
!>

Gimme

You feel fully prepared to cast your spell.
!>cast
You gesture.
The mana you were holding contributes to the spell.
You only channel about half of your energy into the spell. The rest is wasted.
Gushing streams of bright blue and white energy spring up from under your feet, enwreathing you with a cool, soothing glow. Your body wrenches as internal organs and external flesh are created and regrown, leaving you immensely healed. You become fatigued, as well as feel drained and weak from the exertion of the sudden healing.
>

>heal
Your body feels very beat up.
Your spirit feels full of life.
You are extremely fatigued.
You have no significant injuries.

I love FoC
>
You feel your vitality transferring to CHEAPSKATE.

>hide
You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
HR>
HR>stalk CHEAPSKATE

You slowly work your way toward CHEAPSKATE to follow him silently.

H>
You feel your vitality transferring to CHEAPSKATE.
H>
You move into position to stalk CHEAPSKATE when he moves.
You are convinced that your stalking went unobserved.
HJ>
You sense CHEAPSKATE's vitality is normal now.
HJ>
You feel fully attuned to the mana streams again.
HJ>
You feel fully rested.
HJ>
CHEAPSKATE leaps to his feet!

HJ>
CHEAPSKATE just went east.

HJ>
CHEAPSKATE just went out.

HJ>steal CHEAPSKATE
Moving carefully, you slip your hand into CHEAPSKATE's pockets and carefully grab several silvers, several bronze, and many coppers.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
HJR>
You no longer feel especially strained from invoking the Fountain of Creation.
HJ>
HJ>steal CHEAPSKATE
Moving carefully, you slip your hand into CHEAPSKATE's pockets and carefully grab a few silvers, many bronze, and a great deal of coppers.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
HJR>

HJR>steal CHEAPSKATE
Moving carefully, you slip your hand into CHEAPSKATE's pockets and carefully grab a silver, many bronze, and several coppers.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
>
HJR>steal CHEAPSKATE
Moving carefully, you slip your hand into CHEAPSKATE's pockets and carefully grab a tiny gold bar.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
HJR>stop stalk
You stop stalking.
H>
CHEAPSKATE just went west.

Wealth:
5 silver, 22 bronze, and 33 copper Kronars (753 copper Kronars).
19 bronze, and 4 copper Lirums (194 copper Lirums).
5 silver, 1 bronze, and 3 copper Dokoras (513 copper Dokoras).

H>app my bar
The gold bar is made with metal.
You are certain that the gold bar weighs exactly 1 stone.
You are certain that the gold bar is worth exactly 245 kronars.
You remain concealed by your surroundings, convinced that your appraisal of a tiny gold bar went unobserved.
Roundtime: 8 seconds.

PHA price: 1405 kro
Purehand Price 1705 kro

Raise your prices PHA.


~ Purehand

After a long deliberation, the judge finally says, "Purehand, this court finds you innocent of the charges brought upon you."
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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/08/2010 08:00 PM CST
I love you Purehand <3



Rev. Reene

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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/08/2010 08:02 PM CST
Bajaja that is absolutely fantastic. Good job.




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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/08/2010 08:31 PM CST
hahaha top notch!




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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/08/2010 09:59 PM CST
>>Raise your prices PHA.<<

My PHA empath approves of this message...


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You flat out, absolutely, 100% have no idea what you're talking about.

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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/09/2010 04:51 PM CST
Haha awesome.





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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/10/2010 11:37 PM CST
I LOL so hard.

I really ought to crank up my Stealing skill. So much to train, so little time.

And I think the PHA prices need a "slight" raise. I should do some digging to find what they initially were based on.
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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/11/2010 10:19 PM CST
Encore! Encore!
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Re: PHA is undercutting me 03/19/2010 07:50 PM CDT
I just snort laughed. Very funny



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