So an empath walks into a bar. An empath appears to be concentrating intently. You notice an empath slip into hiding. You notice an empath appraising her gem pouch from hiding. An empath comes out of hiding. An empath leaves the bar.

- Blademaster Raecear, Jokester

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Fuquois

So an empath walks into a bar. An empath appears to be concentrating intently. You feel your pockets get lighter. An empath comes out of hiding. An empath leaves the bar with your girlfriend.

~Purehand

So lost...

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"Put your head up to my heart, hear me live and follow suit, this will all be over soon, it's gonna hurt a little." -Emberghost

>>So this empath walks into a bar, and now she has a bruise on her knee.

Caveat: the joke being referenced below is not suitable for this audience so only the punchline is being given. If you recognize it, you're old enough to remember it (or forget, as the case might be). ;)

A bloodied empath staggers into a bar and says, "Awright, where's that lovely lass I'm supposed to heal?"

J'Lo, no that other one

snicker!

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"Put your head up to my heart, hear me live and follow suit, this will all be over soon, it's gonna hurt a little." -Emberghost