Logged (cleaned), after Estate Holder meeting:
It has been 381 years, 168 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.
It is the 5th month of Uthmor the Giant in the year of the Amber Phoenix.
It is currently summer but from here you can't tell what time it is.



In one swift motion Chakram pulls a gerbil from his hip pouch and loads it into his gerbil launcher.

Porlock exclaims, "Run away! Run away!"
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Aiming carefully Chakram fires the launcher at Farman. A direct hit! The gerbil hits Farman in the face!<

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(WOOT!)
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Chakram slings a model X-9000 chrome gerbil launcher off from over his shoulder.
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Zadraes looks as if he were concentrating for a second, then a devious grin spreads across his face.
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The gerbil falls to the ground, looking slightly ruffled, and scurries away.
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Chakram slings a model X-9000 chrome gerbil launcher over his shoulder.
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Zadraes suddenly fades away.
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Paschein lets out a hearty cheer for Chakram!
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Xixist exclaims, "Trick or treat!"
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Xixist grins.
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Farman says, "thanks, O vaunted GM's"
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Farman leaps to his feet!
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Farman makes a grunting noise.
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Ailspyth hums to herself.
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Chakram exclaims, "You're welcome!"
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Chakram snaps to attention and hails Farman with a crisp hand salute.
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hehe- All hail Chakram and the model X-9000 chrome gerbil launcher!


'Lint

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Dare to be Different:

You have elegant arched eyebrows, pointed ears, ale-brown eyes and a wart-tipped nose.

Missing Tooth for Free! contact AIM: Iamempres

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The gerbil lands a strong hit that pokes the tip of the gerbil into Farman's rear end (more embarassing than painful!) ?

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Marksman Ahmir Nam'al

"Is glas iad na cnoic i bhfad uainn."
-Distant hills look green.

You know..you had me at the title


~Villya

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"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
-H. L. Mencken

Awright... first, Brads babe, I knew about the alchemy perfume before, so you didn't trick me into anything, I did that one of my free own will. :P

And second, for some funny reason I don't happen to have the 'you've just been hit by a gerbil' string as part of my highlights, so I didn't notice I'd been assaulted with a flying rodent until after I thanked the GM's, as quoted above, for holding the meeting. So that only shows that I wasn't paying attention, not that I like being defouled by nasty little raisin-making missiles.

Third, you are mine now, Lint!!! I'm sharpening my pet rock Gneiss' um, claws and loading up my sling! And Chakram owes you a good dousing with foot powder!

Here's some more logs from earlier, and later, in that meeting.

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[Before the Q&A starts]

>Celinth whispers to your group, "I asked him if he would accept a request to launch a gerbil or two at Farman."
>J>scoff
This is not an appropriate place for that.
>Ailspyth whispers to your group, "Did he agree?"
>Celinth whispers to your group, "course not LOL"
>J>whisper celi bah... I'll see your gerbil and raise you my pet rock
>You whisper to Celinth.
>Celinth whispers, "ROFL"

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[the meeting progresses, it is my turn to speak. I ask a question about estate holder LTB's and the GM's answer. And here's my follow-up:]

>Zadraes asks, "That answer work for you? Close, anyways?"
>Zadraes grins.
>You say, "yes, that answers it completely"
>You say, "except one thing"
Zadraes asks, "What's that?"
>You exclaim, "if we could get some foot powder added... so we can finally get rid of that footy smell from Celinth!"
>J>poke celi
>You decide against disturbing the silence of the area.
>Celinth whispers to your group, "oh my gawd"
>Zadraes laughs!
>Chakram says, "So that's what that smell was."
>J>nod
>You nod.
>Porlock sniffs the air.
>J>tick celi
>You decide against disturbing the silence with any unnecessary actions.
>Celinth grins.
>Zadraes says, "We'll see."
>Zadraes ducks his head.

>* You may not speak now. *

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[Later, after I was ambushed by aforesaid airborne pet. Two things are notable: the GM's completely ignoring me (understandable, as talking to someone with creamed gerbil on their face can be a little awkward), and Celinth running away like a little gnome rather than risk getting her feet washed]

Celinth bounces around happily.
Celinth bounces around happily.

[This is where I first notice I had been knocked down by projectile Meriones Unguiculatus]

J>splutt
.... Hmmph!
Gabrielle asks, "Maybe some chiffon?"
J>'hey!
You exclaim, "hey!"
J>mutter
Ailspyth grins at Gabrielle.

You mutter to yourself.
Dragamar just arrived.
Tsianni says, "hope you guys can stand having me on staff"
Celinth exclaims, "You got gerbil!"
Celinth grins at you.
Celinth cackles!

Xixist asks, "Now wheres that stash of candy???"

J>'I got the gerbil, she gets the foot powder!
Ailspyth says, "Something nice and lacy."
You exclaim, "I got the gerbil, she gets the foot powder!"
Chakram says, "Maybe a little lace."
Xixist makes a disgusting grunting noise.

Ashatyr says, "We need more invasions, that's for sure."


J>shake celi
You grab Celinth by the shoulders and shake her!

Chakram says, "But definitely velvet."
Celinth cackles!
Kealani nods to Ashatyr.
Porlock says, "There was a meeting? I thought we were just heckling a random crowd..."
Celinth points at you.

Celinth sticks out her tongue at you and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbt" from her lips!
Ashatyr says, "I only died once the past few months."
J>smell celi
You sniff the air, detecting the faint scent of sweaty feet clinging to Celinth's skin.
Cozie grins at Chakram.
Ailspyth grins at Porlock.
Gabrielle chortles softly at some secret joke.
Aavarine says, "Well a log of that too, then."

Ashatyr says, "It's disturbing."
Aavarine grins at Porlock.
J>'really, those feet are a health hazard
You say, "really, those feet are a health hazard"

Chakram nods to Ashatyr.
Rhiarria mutters into the air something about mammoths are NOT condusive to breathing..


The gift tent will be open for a little while, but the Seacaves will be closing back down later on so be sure to grab your gift while you can!



Initiate Cleric Angellia just went out.
Belgarrien grins.
Sister Cozie just went out.
Saxon just went out.
Chakram exclaims, "You heard the man! Run!"
J>'}chakram at least make her change her socks, please!
You exclaim to Chakram, "at least make her change her socks, please!"
J>poi celi
You point at Celinth.
Aavarine flails her arms about.
Porlock exclaims, "Run like the wind!"
Celinth sticks out her tongue at you and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbt" from her lips!
Tsianni says, "thas a trick to make us leave"
Celinth just hugged Chakram.
J>shake celi
You grab Celinth by the shoulders and shake her!
Tsianni folds her arms across her chest.
Notable Celinth's group just went out.

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<<Farman's post>>
...was doctored up.

'Lint

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Dare to be Different:

You have elegant arched eyebrows, pointed ears, ale-brown eyes and a wart-tipped nose.

Missing Tooth for Free! contact AIM: Iamempres

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