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New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/21/2003 08:56 PM CST

Live by the sword, die by the sword!!

Yeah. I know. I wrote it myself. And now everyone is becoming plagiaristic and putting them on tower shields and whatnot.

But no autographs, please.

Piatchi

DYNINT

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/21/2003 09:09 PM CST

Yeah? Well I invented hunting. I'll take 10% of your earnings if you hunt, for copyright licensing. You can pay me at Crossings bank.

-Kaelh

RAMBUS9

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/21/2003 10:14 PM CST

Forged weapons superiority! Erm, I meant, "Just kill it!" - Rufflehouse Inc.

-Ruffles

BARBAROUS

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 03:49 AM CST

>>Yeah? Well I invented hunting. I'll take 10% of your earnings if you hunt, for copyright licensing. You can pay me at Crossings bank.

Well, I invented killing. Licensing fees payable to Rockwall, Incorporated.

-Steinn-

GONIFTHEEF

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 04:05 AM CST

I invented Breathing. So I'll take my 90%, payable in plats.

<hum>

This doesn't look like a good place to finger-waggle.

DYNINT

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 06:44 AM CST

>>I invented Breathing. So I'll take my 90%, payable in plats.

I invented matter. And anti-matter. And the space-time continuum (I didn't, however, invent spelling). I'll take all of your 90% and then another 90% of what you have left over.

-Kaelh

VIPER6250

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 08:59 AM CST

I invented the Omniham. 95% royalties to I Am Win Inc.

~Viptorian

DYNINT

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 01:54 PM CST

Yes, but you invented the Omniham based on my intellectual property. I'll take half of that, thank you.

-Kaelh, Win R I

VIPER6250

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 02:06 PM CST

>Yes, but you invented the Omniham based on my intellectual property. I'll take half of that, thank you.

You'll be served with a subpeona tomorrow. We'll battle this out in the courts.

~Vip

DYNINT

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/22/2003 02:22 PM CST

So that's what that little slip of paper was? I used it to stem the blood flow from the messenger's stump of a neck.

Don't look at me like that. I didn't like his attitude.

-Kaelh

BARIEN

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/24/2003 10:47 AM CST

Well I invented the banking system. So I'll take my cut now.

Brabs

What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine, what's not bolted down is mine, if it can be pried up it isn't bolted down.

RAYJE

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Re: New Barbarian pre-hunt line... I made it up mysewf! 02/24/2003 06:22 PM CST

I invented the art of inventing and am hereby placing all such inventions within the public domain to be accessed freely by anyone. You are welcome.

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