Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 02:51 PM CDT
Barbarian battle prayer

"Everild, Hear my plea!
May my blades be strong and sharp,
My hits be strong and true,
My bows be fast and accurate
My mind be clear and cunning
Everild, I beseech thee!"
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 03:01 PM CDT
the best barb prayer I've seen

Crom! I've never prayed to you before, I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No. What's important, is that two stood against many. That's what is important! Battle pleases you lord Crom, so I ask you to grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

Conan
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 03:22 PM CDT
I love that movie. And that's the best line.

~Kodiac
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 03:24 PM CDT
If we keep talking about this I'm gonna rent it and force my wife to watch it in punishment for all the romatic comedy's I've had to watch lately.
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 03:45 PM CDT
Fellas, fellas.

If we're gonna degenerate into discussing movie quotes, how about this one?

"I catch you <expletive deleted>ers at a bad time?"
Kris Kristofferson in Blade
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 04:11 PM CDT
"I'm your huckleberry."

Doc Holiday


"You have seen that my words of death are true. In that, my words of life are also true. I come here today to offer either to you and to get either from you. We can live together or die together. It is your choice."

Josie Wales
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 04:43 PM CDT
That Tombstone quote is what makes me love that movie.

-Revek
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 05:38 PM CDT
"Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing."

-Hamish
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 05:55 PM CDT
It doesn't matter. Use whatever technique you like. However. Once I've said I'll kill you, your death is assured.
-Kenshin


To fight with swords is to take life! A fight is to decide which is stronger! There is no decision but who lives and who dies! I trained on the edge between life and death and threw everything away to challenge you! Stop chopping logic and prepare to kill me here!
-Aoshi


"When nothing makes sense, I'll fight believing only in myself."
"I destroy crazy people."

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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 08:06 PM CDT
The almighty says i'll be alright..but he's pretty sure you <TF word>ed.

~ternith
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 08:31 PM CDT
"Mr i've had a really bad couple of years so why don't you leave me alone"

Wyett Earp

Naz
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 08:39 PM CDT
"...you make me sad...

King Arthur addressing the Black Knight
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/26/2002 09:17 PM CDT
"It's just a flesh wound"
black knight in quest for the holy grail....as if you didn't know

Naz
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 08:29 AM CDT
Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes ARRRRGH.
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 08:44 AM CDT
>>Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes ARRRRGH. <<

Where is that from?
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 11:56 AM CDT
>>Where is that from?

Baldur's Gate, best game ever
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 03:49 PM CDT
Losers whine about their best, winners go home and <tos> the prom queen.
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 03:53 PM CDT
argh what is that from its on the edge of my tounge...
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 03:55 PM CDT
>Losers whine about their best, winners go home and <tos> the prom queen.

I know its Sean Connery dang it I hate when I can't remember blasted quotes.
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 03:55 PM CDT
"I am not a warrior".

"Very soon,you will be"

The 13th Warrior.
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 04:04 PM CDT
In attempt to try and bring this dicussion back to Barbarian Traditions here is the Complete Riddle fo Steel Quote from Conan the Barbarian:

Fire and Wind come from the Sky, from the Gods of the Sky.
But your God is Crom, and he lives in the Earth.

Once Giants lived in the Earth, Conan,
and in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom,
and took from him the enigma of Steel.

Crom was angered and the Earth shook,
and Fire and Wind struck down these giants,
and threw their bodies onto the waters.

But in their rage,
the Gods forgot the secret of Steel
and left it on the battlefield.

And we who found it, are just men,
Not Gods, Not Giants, just men.

The Secret of Steel had always carried with it a mystery,
you must its secret Conan, you must learn its discipline,

for no one, on one on this earth can you trust,
not men, not women, not beasts,

*lifts sword*, this you can trust
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 04:28 PM CDT
<g>It's from "The Rock"
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 04:41 PM CDT
the rock is a bad arse movie.....now i gotta watch it again

Nazirre wandering off to watch teh idiot box
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/27/2002 09:16 PM CDT
Those are some awesome quotes. Makes me want to roll up a Barbarian but wants me to go watch Conan even more
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/28/2002 06:43 AM CDT
I can't believe this wasn't said...

I can't believe this.

It must be a sin.

But who could forget the mightiest Pre-hunt Prayer/Battle Cry ever..

SPOOOOOOOOOOON!

That is all.

~Khal
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/28/2002 01:46 PM CDT
>But who could forget the mightiest Pre-hunt Prayer/Battle Cry ever..

>SPOOOOOOOOOOON!

I shall be confiscating your supply of samatak right now and placing you in a nice padded room.Good Day.

Drachus
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/28/2002 01:50 PM CDT
I shall be confiscating your supply of samatak right now and placing you in a nice padded room.Good Day.<<

You just fear the spoon..

Or is it the SPORK?!

<cackles insanely and hides his stash>

Khal
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/28/2002 07:41 PM CDT
I see before me the Gladiator lie:
He leans upon his hand - his manly brow
Consents to death, but conquers agony

Byron


Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a Sword.

Oscar Wilde
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/28/2002 09:14 PM CDT
If at first you don't succeed...give up hunting celpeze.

--Adaptation of an ancient Chinese proverb

Rhadyn da Dwarb
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/29/2002 09:07 AM CDT
Very nice, Jacaina. Thanks for recalling those to my memory.

Maulem~Riverhaven boar farmer
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/29/2002 04:59 PM CDT
Well now if we're bringin out the poetry...

We never know how high we are
Until we are called to rise
And then, if we are true to plan
Our statures touch the skies

The heroism we recite
Would be a daily thing
Did not ourselves the cubits warp
For fear to be a King

-Emily Dickenson

~Tyrnas
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/30/2002 03:28 PM CDT
"Not in the face, not in the face!" - Arthur, the Tick

"Those who are about to die, salute you." - ???

-Seldaene
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/30/2002 03:46 PM CDT
>>"Those who are about to die, salute you." - ???<<


Gladiator! I love that movie<adds to buy list>

Khal
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/30/2002 06:40 PM CDT
Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo they do call me.
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla.
Where the brave, may live forever.

13th Warrior, best warrior prayer ever. (Sorry Conan)
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/30/2002 07:47 PM CDT
>Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo they do call me.
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla.
Where the brave, may live forever.

>13th Warrior, best warrior prayer ever. (Sorry Conan)

Agreed, very stirring peace. Love that movie.
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/31/2002 02:29 AM CDT
>>>"Those who are about to die, salute you." - ???<<

>Gladiator! I love that movie<adds to buy list>

It predates that movie, although maybe not the setting...

-Seldaene
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 08/31/2002 01:58 PM CDT
>>It predates that movie, although maybe not the setting...

-Seldaene <<


Not sure which movie then, I just know it's in Gladiator too<grin>
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Re: Pre-Hunt prayer 09/05/2002 02:54 PM CDT
"Spoon" -The Tick
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