I love the card I got. It's a picture of this big/overweight guy with long black hair and a goatee in a pale lavender mock tee, a matching pale lavender baseball hat, a pink backpack, a pair of daisy dukes printed with pale lavender hearts with half his fat butt hanging out, and drawn-on Eros wings and bow/arrows. It has this poem:

(on the front)
Roses are red,
violets are blue...
(inside)
Watch out for Cupid--
he's looking for you!

J'Lo, I'm a ranger.. I'd believe anything.....
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