Friends VS Battle Buddies 03/26/2007 02:41 PM CDT
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do somthing stupid when you're drunk
BATTLE BUDDIES: Post 360 security so you don't get caught.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
BATTLE BUDDIES: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Hope the night out goes smoothly and hope that no one is late for the ride home
BATTLE BUDDIES: Know some wild stuff will happen and set up rally points.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will be sitting next to you saying "That ** was fun as **"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you
BATTLE BUDDIES: Laught at you and tell you to put some (edited to comply with board rules. Has to do with femanine anti itch products and appropriate areas)

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BATTLE BUDDIES: Steal eachother's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BATTLE BUDDIES: Could write a book with direct quotes.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is dowing
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Knock on your door
BATTLE BUDDIES: Walk right in and say "Hey ** you in here?"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along and try to steal free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "you better drink the rest of that **, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Want the money they loaned you back next week.
BATTLE BUDDIES:Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle tequila anymore"
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will say "okay just one more" and then two minutes later "okay just one more"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you"
BATTLE BUDDIES: Will actually take a bullet for you.


Chris

"Moon Mages have already been given some of the most ridiculously powerful magic in the game, third only to Warrior Mages and Barbarians" -Armifer
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Re: Friends VS Battle Buddies 03/27/2007 11:55 AM CDT
ahhh memories
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Re: Friends VS Battle Buddies 03/28/2007 08:48 AM CDT
I just printed this off to post in our office. Thanks for the laugh!


Elemancer Opieus, Journeyman Warrior Mage of Elanthia
(Petitioning for Last Names for Elanthians of not so olde)
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Re: Friends VS Battle Buddies 07/08/2007 10:11 AM CDT
That was a great post serc! :) Brought back memories of my regular army days and when I ETS'd and got home. Currently in the Guard, E-5, in Iraq. We go home next month! :D Just got wireless in the barracks, so started playing DR again. Have been an off-on player since the early '90s back on AOL. Figure I'll stay awhile this time. ;)

Player of Waimea
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Re: Friends VS Battle Buddies 01/14/2008 09:46 PM CST
I'm a bit late on this but dang that was good. Reminds me of conversations that we had while in Iraq. Good times... almost makes me want to volunteer to go back. The comraderie is unmatched in the civilian world.

Brad
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