I'm just saying, I know Cage of Light, I have lots of performance. What DragonRealms needs is more laser shows, and I'm the man for the job.
Furthermore, although I oppose warrior mages getting anything in general, I would be willing to concede that they might be the appropriate guild to cast fireworks displays.
P.S. I'd just like to add that I don't get what everybody's complaining about, I also train guitar IRL and the TDPs are totally worth.