Now I'm not one fer complainin' or nuthin' but I'm thinkin' th' bacon seller up in Haven deserves a bit more respect than he's gettin'. I smell his bacon an' it just don't satisfy m'fire. Oh sure... I sniff it, but really I ain't gettin' nuthin' from that smell. Now we all know that when ya smoke some bacon an' add sum coffee, it's gonna smell like the dickens an' instead all I'm gettin' is a sniff? I eat it an' it ain't nuthin' special? That bacon don't warrant some real sensory 'sponces? That's like sayin' broasted Lava Drake is just a bit spicy. HAIL BACON!!!

Signed,

Dudntmatr