>(Unlike tanzanite and andalusite. AH! INCOHERENT RAGE FOREVER!)

Okay, I gotta hear the explanation for this.

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Weapons for Sale:
https://elanthipedia.play.net/mediawiki/index.php/User:CARAAMON#Wares
Hunta Talna Kortok, built by Gor'Togs, for Gor'Togs
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/caraamon/home.html

>Being that DR is a prose-driven game

DR is not and has never been a prose driven game.

It's a text-based game. For someone who's a word pedant, you should know the difference. But in my experience, it's always been 'it's perfectly ok when I use a word incorrectly but it's the END OF THE WORLD when someone else uses words in ways I don't like' with word pedants.