I remembered I had a Horse that I won at a player-run raffle years ago, so I pulled it out of the stable for the first time in roughly forever and went and learned all the things I'd earned since the last time I used it, and just for giggles tried mounted combat. Every time I got attacked I saw stuff like this:
A musk hog hisses viciously and lunges at you!
* < You slam your teethleap$S7, bellowing wildly, its teeth bared in rage at Videge but it bounces off Videge's .
A musk hog slams his teethleap$S7, bellowing wildly, its teeth bared in rage at Videge but it bounces off your .
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
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A dapple grey horse takes a bite of some nearby greenery.
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You feel fully rested.
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A musk hog hisses viciously and lunges at you!
* < You chop your bodylowers its head, snorting angrily and charge$S7 at Videge but it bounces off Videge's .
A musk hog chops his bodylowers its head, snorting angrily and charge$S7 at Videge but it bounces off your .
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
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A musk hog hisses viciously and lunges at you!
* < You slice your teethleap$S7, bellowing wildly, its teeth bared in rage at Videge but it bounces off Videge's .
A musk hog slices his teethleap$S7, bellowing wildly, its teeth bared in rage at Videge but it bounces off your .
[You're solidly balanced and in excellent position.]
